A year ago, I had some advice for Trump, the reality TV star, as he pondered whether to start a war with Iran, by way of a writing lesson:
When writing a screenplay, you use a three-act format. One description of this type of narrative structure is as follows.
Act One: You introduce the characters and set the scene. Let’s say there’s a monkey and a tiger in a meadow near a forest. The tiger chases the monkey through the meadow, almost catching him at the end of act one.
Act Two: Lots of action. The monkey barely escapes the tiger through various maneuvers until he is cornered near a very tall tree. By the end of the act, the monkey has climbed up the tree with no visible means of escape as the tiger circles below.
Act Three: Using his wiles, the monkey tricks the tiger into looking away while he scampers down the tree and into the forest. A wild chase ensues with the monkey barely eluding capture again and again. Finally, at the far edge of the forest, the tiger forces the monkey up an impossibly tall tree, one we can’t imagine the monkey ever getting down from.
Now you’ve reached to the conclusion. You have to resolve this story somehow.
I sometimes use this example with students to make a simple point — you better know how the story will wrap up before you begin to write it.
Cut to Trump. If he was going to bomb Iran, he damn well better know how he would end that war before he started it.
Otherwise he will end up with one more story with a bad ending.
HEADLINES:
Trump’s War Is Staggering to an Incoherent Defeat (Atlantic)
US launches new strikes on Iran, targeting missile sites and boats (BBC)
Tehran labels US attacks ‘gross violation’, says it is prepared to respond (Al Jazeera)
Iran Warns of Retaliation After U.S. Strikes (WSJ)
The energy shock is not over yet (FT)
South Carolina Senate Does Not Act on New Midterm Map, Defying Trump (NYT)
Federal court blocks Alabama’s midterm gerrymandering plan, a blow for Republicans (Politico)
Thomas, Alito Dissent as Supreme Court Blocks Florida From Suing California (Newsweek)
Paxton Routs Cornyn in Senate G.O.P. Runoff With Trump’s Backing (NYT)
America’s ugliest primary? Texas Republican infighting could hand Senate seat to Democrat (Guardian)
Democrats feud over stock trading as they sharpen anti-corruption case against Trump (AP)
Trump’s advanced age and threats to his life serve as reminders of his own mortality (CNN)
American journalist charged with serving as unregistered agent for China (Politico)
Trump administration proposes NDAs for all federal workers (WP)
Russia tells Marco Rubio U.S. citizens should leave Kyiv ahead of ‘systematic’ strikes on Ukrainian capital (CNBC)
Ukraine’s latest defense against Russian missiles: Making them miss (Politico)
Evacuation zone shrinks after ‘worst-case scenario’ of Southern California chemical tank explosion averted, officials say (ABC)
The Great Depopulation (Atlantic)
Ebola patients flee health facilities amid attacks. (Reuters)
New Ebola Vaccine Reportedly Nearing Clinical Trials (Forbes)
Why science is becoming less innovative (Economist)
Elon Musk is losing the culture war — he just doesn’t know it yet (MS Now)
Iran’s national soccer team will sleep in Mexico and travel to the US on the days of its three World Cup matchesafter Washington declined to host the squad for the tournament, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum said. (Reuters)
AI Agents Plunged the Tech World Into Chaos. Here’s Exactly How That Happened (Wired)
‘You can’t control everything’: the rise in plastic surgeons asked to create ‘AI face’ (Guardian)
These Robots Are Making Meals for a Nonprofit in San Francisco’s Tenderloin (Wired)
Anthropic aligns with Vatican over White House as Pope Leo stokes AI fears (WP)
Artificial Intelligence Floods Court Dockets with Home-Brewed Lawsuits (NYT)
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