Thursday, April 03, 2008

Unprecedented Successes (Los éxitos sin precedentes)

First, from our sports desk, this just in:

Major Leagues
1. Movin on Upton 108.00
2. Minnesota Fats 103.50
3. Mud Lake Mafia 100.50
4. Wrecking Balls 97.00
5. Wandering Rentboys 88.50
6. Farm Town Ratz 84.00
7. Beviers Johnnies 81.00
8. Dearborn Docs 78.00
9. Jamestown Morgellons 77.50
10. For Sale By Owner 76.50
11. LeFlore Mats 69.00
12. Leylanders LLC 59.00
13. The Laggards 54.50
14. Grand Rapids Fanboys 51.00

Minor Leagues

1. El Matate Burritos 167.5
2. nanosquad 167
3. MICROCUTS= 161.5
4. Bluecrew 08 149
5. Pocket Pool 146
6. Liars and Cheats 145
7. The Untouchables 141.5
8. MinnesotaMongols 139
9. The Twinkies 136.5
10. Face Eaters 127.5
11. Mulato Dolls 122.5
12. Black Sox II 117.5
13. Purple Hazers 110.5
14. BALCO 107.5
15. Ya know! 101.5

Mi equipo de béisbol de fantasía, El Matate Burritos, hoy es en lugar primer in the standings ! Yea!

Given the way real life has been going lately, this morning's report from my two fantasy baseball teams was a welcome relief, indeed!

And, cross your fingers, because the news has only gotten better as the day progressed. As of this hour, for the first time ever, my beloved Mud Lake Mafia is tied for first place, also!

Of course, it is very early in the baseball season, not to mention its fantasy shadow, so we're not exactly popping sparkling apple juice bottles just yet!

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