Sunday, January 15, 2023

Leaky Town

"When one side only of a story is heard and often repeated, the human mind becomes impressed with it insensibly." —George Washington, January 22, 1795

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One of the biggest open secrets inside the Beltway revolves around what is deemed “classified” information and who has access to it. The official line spouted by bureaucrats is that the many layers of “secret,” “top-secret” and so forth have grave meaning and import, but the truth on the ground is that information is as much the currency of the nation’s capital as dark money. 

Everybody trades in it.

In fact, there are no secrets there. That is the inescapable conclusion I drew from my short stint as a bureau chief in Washington, D.C. Even I, as a newcomer with few sources inside the administration or Congress, could find out all kinds of things that were supposedly “classified” simply by meeting people for coffee or lunch or (even better) for drinks after work.

Government officials, consultants, lobbyists, activists and reporters were constantly rubbing up against each other (sometimes literally) to acquire secrets that they would duly pass along down the line.

Much like a virus. Or the ultimate “trickle down” theory. Or the kids’ game of “Telephone.”

Of course, to a certain extent this is true of all cities and towns and truck stops. It’s usually called gossip or scuttlebutt. But nowhere in my experience is the chatter more toxic and constant than in the town named after our august first president.

That’s because one’s prestige and social standing in Washington is completely dependent on how close to the sources of perceived power one is, and you can only demonstrate that by sharing tidbits of what they’ve supposedly told you.

A con-man might imagine he could thrive in such an environment. (Just ask George Santos.)

So it is essentially one big candy store for journalists. The only tricky thing is finding corroboration — single-source stories abound.

All of which is a way of saying that the whole current hullabaloo over Biden’s possession of a few classified documents, Trump’s possession of a few more, or even Hillary Clinton’s computer stash back in the day, all are pretty much overblown when referred to as finger-wagging “scandals.”

Of course those guys have tried to get their hands on material that could benefit them personally and politically — before, during and after leaving office. They are politicians — that’s what they do.

Just remember, during all of this hand-wringing, the line from Casablanca, slightly edited for these purposes: “I’m shocked — shocked — to find that leaking is going on in here!”

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