Sunday, June 07, 2026

Living on Turtle Time

On a warm afternoon, I broke up and turned over the soil in one of our garden boxes, then saturated it with water from the garden hose and smoothed the surface over until it was flat again.

Next, using a chopstick, I’ll create 1/4” furrows in the moist soil, into which I’ll set some cucumber seeds.

Yes, I’m resuming my Quixotic quest to grow crops that elude the garden thief that stole our tomato plants. That mystery remains unsolved.

But assuming that it is a small mammal, I’ll cover my new plants with protective wire cloches and hope for the best.

This will require patience.

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Something else that requires patience is the California Governor’s race, which is much like watching a competition between turtles. It took days for the Democrat Beceera to pull ahead of the Republican Hilton, but he has finally done so and will apparently slowly pull further out there in the lead from here on out.

But they stop a lot.

Meanwhile, the third turtle in the race, Steyer, is ever so gradually sneaking up behind Hilton, but he’s never going to catch him.

Only two turtles can advance to the fall election, so that ballot will feature a rerun (or should we say a rewalk?) between Beceera and Hilton. Counting the ballots will go slowly, like on turtle time.

Because they stop a lot.

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