Thursday, September 10, 2009

Weaklings

Let's be honest: The most disturbing thing about America in 2009 and the main threat to this country's security is not al-Qaeda or any other external group but the mentally ill, right-wing fascists in our midst.

I do not care to spend much of my time listening to the likes of Rush Limbaugh, whose gas stinks and whose words stink more, but he and his ilk are clearly trying to rouse the desperate, shrinking minority of right-wing, white Christians into a murderous frenzy in order to assassinate the President of the United States.

They'll fail.

The FBI is investigating these hate-mongers, as is appropriate, and monitoring all of their meetings, according to my sources. On the other hand, since they are all old, lazy, fat, white men, both the feds and I are quite sure they do not have the guts to actually take up guns anyway, nor could they shoot straight if they did so.

The best they can do is shout lies at a President when he is speaking. And then apologize, weakly, afterward.

Wimps! All wimps. How sad. How pathetic. They are losers, failures, and, IMHO, utterly un-American.

That's right. We true Americans don't like you. Maybe it's time you moved to New Zealand.

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