Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Why "No Fear" is the New Teeshirt of Choice

It would seem to be obvious, here in America, with our shameful racist history, but the occasion of the inauguration of our new President raises the horrible possibility that an assassination attempt or some other terrorist event may occur, for the first time in our history.

From what I've been able to glean, the Secret Service should be fully capable of protecting POTUS, but if you consider the massive concentric circles of admirers who will be witnessing this historic event, it does seem that Washington, D.C., may well be vulnerable to a terrorist attack two weeks from last night.

So, only because I am currently the Editor in Chief of Predictfy, I am going to make this prediction: No terrorist event will occur during Barack Obama's Inauguration.

My reasoning? The would-be assassins will never be able to get close enough to cause any damage whatsoever.

The other terrorists of the al-Qaeda stripe, are media whores. What value would they gain by killing some innocent civilians far from the new President? None.

Case closed.

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