Humpers

In the latest of our occasional series of consumer guides for sexually enlightened adults, tonight we draw your attention to a product that is relatively new to the market in Japan and apparently not even purchasable here yet, at least I've not located where you can buy it.

This is, bluntly, a humping dog, which you can plug into your computer for the enjoyment of you and your colleagues. I highly recommend this product, plus it is cheap! And it comes in a variety of breeds.

Cute .

On a vaguely more serious note, scientists have succeeded in creating a female mouse that is so horny she acts like a male all the time, chasing other mice and jumping on them as if there is no tomorrow.

Female Humping Mouse .

Not me necessarily, mind you, but there have been males now and then who find the idea of uncontrollably horny women a real turn-on. So much so they are always trying to search out the latest aphrodisiac (remember "Spanish Fly") and more than a few have been known to try and slip a horny monkey into their female companion's drink when she wasn't looking.

Although this science is intriguing, I can't help wondering who exactly thought up this idea in the first place? And why.

(Hint) When it comes to making a real flesh-and-blood woman horny, it may be there are more effective means than altering her genetic structure.

Even though I am pro-science in most ways, God help us from these kinds of experiments. What possibly useful outcome can this research provide?

p.s. Don't misunderstand me, I like to "get lucky" as much as the next guy. It's just that, well, it really isn't all that complicated. Unless, of course, you're committed to being a jerk swilling beer and bragging loudly, and refusing to learn how to listen, connect, and empathize. Wait a minute, that's the average American male! No wonder some "scientists" are trying these things...

Let's hope it stops with mice.

-30-