Monday, March 30, 2009

The Great Fish Pond Massacre


News Flash: About three-quarters of the two dozen fish in my housemates' backyard pond disappeared over the weekend, and the murdering marauder was almost certainly a raccoon, though I found no prints at the scene of the crime.

We are now considering various structural, warning, and weapons systems to keep a recurrence, so the peaceful little Buddhist sanctuary can be repopulated with our little swimmers.

Hotweir world headquarters has been the scene of lively debates of the sort that balance mitigation versus retaliation. Stay tuned for more on their breaking story...

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